Team 2E4 : Football Lives

Monday, April 28, 2008

Editor's Notes

Due to annoying and failed attempts to upload the team photos onto the Friendster Photo Album, I have decided to move the whole 2E4 Team Photos to another website.

The website is updated and you can view it here.

Or you can just find the link at the right sidebar.

Having kicked around by us for so many years, the Nike Ball is finally ready to be put to sleep. It's color has faded, it's skin had peeled off, it's flight trajectory is messed up. Let's put an end to it's misery.

Im offering to pay up to SD$30.00 to buy a new ball, but Im too lazy to get my Sexy Ass off the Jeri-Chair 5000.

Can someone go and buy the new ball this week?? You will pay first, then I will return you the full money for the ball.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

April 26th Football Report

enter code : GQIII.Y2J

Enemies and friends have grown so used to each other's playing style that it has become so difficult to break each other down. And because of this, one little football match could stretch out to a whole 30 mins!!

To give other teams a fair chance to play too, we even had a mini picnic while waiting for our turn!

We had a few waterboys to fetch us some drinks and we gathered around to share some nonsensical but true stories.

Farhan Daud's Football Aura

Story #1 : Farhan Yazid was slapped in the jaw because he ogled at Rachel Yong's boobs at the swimming pool!!! Although there was nothing much to see (Ariff's are bigger), Farhan Yazid's certainly had to keep his erectile projectile hidden in his swimming trunks! You can't help but wonder when Farhan Yazid will start to grab boobs whenever he goes swimming!

Story #2 : Dear HongQin just had to remind Qing Huang of his sadistic past relationship with Rachel Lim!!! Samuel said something funny about Rachel Lim, but I forgot the story already.. This brings me to remembering a time after school, when I was going to Bangkit for errands, I saw Rachel Lim and Qing Huang walking together!!! Please don't be jealous Qing Huang's current girlfriend..

Story #3 : Two love stories were being tossed around and shared. One was about Farhan Yazid having a crush on Syahirah and the other was Ezuin having a crush on Nash!!! Nash was grinning from ear to ear when we talked about it, maybe his Pee-Dicky also managed a smile in his pants..

Samuel: "Heh Heh. Im going to steal Qing Huang's underwear!"

Strange, this week's Football Report isn't about football, but its about the little extravagant picnic we had behind the goalposts.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

19th April Football Report

enter code: GQIII.Y2J

Samuel scored 7 goals today. Ming scored around 6 goals. Qing Huang with several goalkeeper saves that he wanted to boast about. HongQin finally broke his goal-scoring duck after 10hours and 50minutes of football!

We had a 3 matches unbeaten run before being booted out by the Giant Lump Team.

Then there was a completely new team who came to invade our court. They managed to kick out the strong Viera Team, the Viera Team had gone almost 5-6 matches unbeaten at that time before going out.

So we went in, it was time for us to show them the true footballing talents of Pending Court.

Again, with GQIII.Y2J's tactical genius of a 3 man defence, we scored 2 goals from Farhan Yazid and Samuel each. We were winning and dominating that new team.

Then, there was a powerful and fast shot from the opponent, it hit somewhere in the upper corner of the goalpost. Was it a goal? Or did it hit the crossbar? No one saw it, the ball was fast. But I am certain of one thing, it didn't hit the back of the goalpost.

There was confusion, there were no replays to show us, I kept declaring that the shot hit the post, but some aSScLowns outside the court said the ball was over the line even though they were not sure of it themselves.

FUCK THE ARMPIT VIERA AND THE BALD PUSSY!!!

Revenge and Vengence!! Sorry, No Pics Taken Today..

And so, we conceded another goal and we were sent flying back home. I was complaining, how was that even a goal?! From hearing, there was no distinctive sound of the ball hitting the back of the goalpost. It hit the goalpost!!

Lightning struck twice at us this couple of weeks.

First, it was an idiotic blunder from Farhan Daud who decided to give our opponent another goal even though we already won the match! And now, this controversial decision. This is pure shit.

Players: Samuel, Farhan Yazid; Qing Huang; HongQin; RenJin; Ming; Guo Qiang.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Personally, I liked a few goal celebrations but was lazy to post them up here. But since I had nothing to do, here are my favourites.

#1 The Flying Anelka.

This goal celebration was etched in my mind during his Bolton days. Do I look like Anelka in the least? Cos' GQIII.Y2J names me 'The Fly' Samuel.

Click here for the Video.

#2 The Punching Cahill
After scoring, he will run to either side of the goalpost, to the flag, and punch it repeatedly. I thought he was venting his frustration.

Click here for the Video.

#3 The Rolling Keane
Roll, roll, roll, stop. Whips out his gun and fire!

Click here for the Video.

#4 Benjani Mwaruwari
He will go behind the goalpost that he just scored and point to the crowd one by one and round them all up.

- The 'Sam' Sam.

On-form Outfield Player

On-form Goalkeeper

Dried-up Player

12th APR Football Report

enter code: GQIII.Y2J

~Welcome to the Vimallan Era!~

His Shining Moment - The Vi-Star

Preciously nicknamed the 'Vi-Star' after saturday's scintillating performance which he knocked in 7 goals, the battle to be 2E4 Team's Undisputed Striker is real flaming hot.

Maintaining his goalscoring form with 4 goals, 'The Hot Shot' Farhan Yazid is pretty cool about Vimal's superb striking prowess. He, however, confessed on Samuel's blog that he has an imaginary girlfriend to help him in his goalscoring form.

Returning striker, 'the FLY' Samuel, has not been in fantastic form since his month long return from Sabah. Maybe he needs to create an imaginary girlfriend with bigger breasts than Farhan Yazid's.

Vimallan is the hero of this week. Knocking in 7 goals and knocking off the other strikers. Should we now abandon the 'Junior' rule??

~You're In Safe Hands~

Earlier in Saturday's game, Guo Qiang pulled off a couple of magnificent saves to save his team from losing. Though he can lose his concentration and concede silly goals, you have to say, he can get darn good if he wants to.

Ariff was our Team's first choice keeper until Ming kicked him out. He scored 4 on Saturday but he can still be depended on when you need a pair of safe hands. For goalkeeping not masturbating!!

Ming is the current Undisputed Number 1 Keeper. Nothing much to say. He didn't play this week.

~GoalScoring Drought~

What Qing Huang Needed - A Big Kiss From His Girlfriend

The New-Boots-Curse has been dragged on. HongQin has not scored a goal since he wore his new boots 3 weeks ago. As calculated, its already been 10hours and 30mins. Where is that 30 goals in 4 weeks HongQin that we used to know?!!

Nash definitely need a girlfriend to help 'stroke' his way back to 'shooting into the target'. Not so much of his good goalscoring form we used to see in the past.

~5 Matches Winning Streak~

This week has proved fruitious. Our Team had gone 5 consecutive matches undefeated until Vieira Team beat us. It was a superb and wonderful display from the team.

Only HongQin, Ariff and Guo Qiang played all 5 matches in a row. Hmmmm, this kinda highlighted the immense qualities of these 3 players.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Sickest Moves Ever

-Nash

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Editor's Notes

Hey guys, to keep this blog up and running, I need money to pay for the bandwidth. So, I could do with some donations.

April's Fool! Wait, April's Fool is one week ago!! Paiseh..

Alright, here's what I need, Im running out of ideas for the polls and videos.

If anyone has any idea for the poll question or you want me to put up some football related videos at the videos section, please tell me. I can be found near Arsene Wenger in London.

Please, strictly no porn questions and videos! I know some of us watch Snoop Dogg Porn VCDS but this is no porn site. Thank You.

And I've added Vimallan and RenJin as authors of this blog. I am looking forward to their posts. You guys can post anything but porn here! Emo posts are reluctantly accepted..

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Football Highlights : Idiotic WonderKid

enter code : GQIII.Y2J

Sweat were dripping from our foreheads, we were standing toe-to-toe, eye-to-eye at our small secondary 1/2 opponents. It was our match to lose.. Then, we conceded a goal. We were damn focused on our match and did not track the score, thankfully, someone told us it was 2-2, so we continued playing, searching for that elusive third and final goal.

Then, our on-form hot shot striker Farhan Yazid scored that 3rd goal!! It's our 1st win in 3 matches!! Hoorah!! Time to rejoice!!

Feeling dejected and a little confused, our opponents asked whether it was 2-2 or 3-2.

The Idiotic WonderKid - Farhan Daud

"One more goal, one more goal" came Farhan Daud's reply.

I friggin' did not know what in the bluehell made him said that because we definitely won the match already! Perhaps yesterday night of watching hardcore porn shocked him too much.

And so, taking Farhan Daud's words seriously, the opponents trudged on and played so we just played along.

Out popped a goal from the opponents and kicked us out of the court.

WE WERE KICKED OUT OF THE COURT WHEN WE DIDNT LOSE!!!

Farhan Yazid was kicking his own balls, HongQin was pinching his nipples, I was blaming Farhan Daud for talking nonsense and the culprit himself was laughing sheepishly and rubbing his balls!!

Ariff and Nash : Are those mud or brown sper.. ..?

No point frustrating over it, we sat down and relax and got our act together for our final match with the Azhari team.

Using my tactical genius which I have so often shown, I deployed the team in a 3 defence and 1 striker formation.

With Farhan Yazid as a lone striker, he was free to run anywhere upfront. GQIII.Y2J and Farhan Daud AKA the Idiotic WonderKid were deployed as wing-backs, we would normally stay at the back defending and when they is a chance, we would go up to attack. HongQin was deployed as a full-time Centerback while Ariff is the goalkeeper.

The game was slow, which just suits our style of play. With a 3-man defence, we managed to keep the tough Azhari team out. Farhan Yazid added another 2 goals to his goal tally and we trounced the Azhari team out!

Then came the malay team next, we conceded one stupid goal thanks to Bob and GQIII.Y2J managed to equalise. But that wasn't the star moment of the match.

No Vids of the Volley, Instead I Got The Vimal Eagle Strike

Ariff threw the ball to Farhan Daud, instead of taking the ball down and controlling it, he decided to twist his body 180degrees, volley it first touch in the air but he hit the crossbar. Whew! What a beautiful volley! The opponents came praising Farhan Daud for that magnificent shot but the Idiotic WonderKid kept his humble-ness.

Pity that we don't have a video of it.

HongQin has not scored a single goal with his new boots in 6hours 30minutes of football. Watch this space. I am tracking it.. Haha..

Players: Farhan Yazid, Ariff, HongQin, Farhan Daud, Vimal, GQIII.Y2J