enter code : GQIII.Y2J

Sweat were dripping from our foreheads, we were standing toe-to-toe, eye-to-eye at our small secondary 1/2 opponents. It was our match to lose.. Then, we conceded a goal. We were damn focused on our match and did not track the score, thankfully, someone told us it was 2-2, so we continued playing, searching for that elusive third and final goal.

Then, our on-form hot shot striker Farhan Yazid scored that 3rd goal!! It's our 1st win in 3 matches!! Hoorah!! Time to rejoice!!

Feeling dejected and a little confused, our opponents asked whether it was 2-2 or 3-2.

The Idiotic WonderKid - Farhan Daud

"One more goal, one more goal" came Farhan Daud's reply.

I friggin' did not know what in the bluehell made him said that because we definitely won the match already! Perhaps yesterday night of watching hardcore porn shocked him too much.

And so, taking Farhan Daud's words seriously, the opponents trudged on and played so we just played along.

Out popped a goal from the opponents and kicked us out of the court.

WE WERE KICKED OUT OF THE COURT WHEN WE DIDNT LOSE!!!

Farhan Yazid was kicking his own balls, HongQin was pinching his nipples, I was blaming Farhan Daud for talking nonsense and the culprit himself was laughing sheepishly and rubbing his balls!!

Ariff and Nash : Are those mud or brown sper.. ..?

No point frustrating over it, we sat down and relax and got our act together for our final match with the Azhari team.

Using my tactical genius which I have so often shown, I deployed the team in a 3 defence and 1 striker formation.

With Farhan Yazid as a lone striker, he was free to run anywhere upfront. GQIII.Y2J and Farhan Daud AKA the Idiotic WonderKid were deployed as wing-backs, we would normally stay at the back defending and when they is a chance, we would go up to attack. HongQin was deployed as a full-time Centerback while Ariff is the goalkeeper.

The game was slow, which just suits our style of play. With a 3-man defence, we managed to keep the tough Azhari team out. Farhan Yazid added another 2 goals to his goal tally and we trounced the Azhari team out!

Then came the malay team next, we conceded one stupid goal thanks to Bob and GQIII.Y2J managed to equalise. But that wasn't the star moment of the match.

No Vids of the Volley, Instead I Got The Vimal Eagle Strike

Ariff threw the ball to Farhan Daud, instead of taking the ball down and controlling it, he decided to twist his body 180degrees, volley it first touch in the air but he hit the crossbar. Whew! What a beautiful volley! The opponents came praising Farhan Daud for that magnificent shot but the Idiotic WonderKid kept his humble-ness.

Pity that we don't have a video of it.

HongQin has not scored a single goal with his new boots in 6hours 30minutes of football. Watch this space. I am tracking it.. Haha..

Players: Farhan Yazid, Ariff, HongQin, Farhan Daud, Vimal, GQIII.Y2J