Team 2E4 : Football Lives

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Media Conference = GQIII.Y2J

GuoQiang reportedly opened up about the fighting incident with HongQin that took place a few weeks ago. Instead of using words, GuoQiang opted to use pictures to help him in his explanation of the cause of the fight.

I was with the ball with opponents surrounding me, I saw a space and also saw HongQin was the last man.

So I rammed the ball hard back into that space for HongQin to pick the ball up.

But that damned AssCLown, being the nearest to the ball, called QingHuang to run back to take the ball instead.

QingHuang did ran back but he somehow conceded the ball and conceded the goal, eventually knocking the team out.

There was a huge argument between Sergio Ramos and Frank Lampard and tempers boiled, hence the fight. And GuoQiang was adament that HongQin was at fault in the first place.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Official Player's Profile Page = GQIII.Y2J

I've checked out alot of football clubs' websites and all of them have personal webpages of each of their players' profile!!

But I can't possibly create one webpage for each of our players.

However, I did create an Official Players' Profile Page with all our players in one page!!

The link is at the Players Segment at the right sidebar.

Or you just click here.

For Mozilla Users who can't open in new window, click here.

Friday, July 25, 2008

By Samuel

Announcement:

No Football Tomorrow.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Vimal's Birthday Post

Although Vimal didn't score goals on his birthday this morning, he will be popping his cherry in Hotel 81 tonight. Everything is almost legal when you turn 18 years of age!! Sorry Samuel and Farhan Yazid.

Here are some birthday comments from your friends:

Farhan Daud - Happy B'day! Good luck for your 'A' Levels! Fly off like a flying eagle and spread your wings but not your balls.

Ariff - WAHAHAHAHAHA.

Qing Huang - Happy 18th Birthday!!

Samuel - Happy 18th Birthday friend! Perform well in ur NS babey.

Nash - I love you.

Guo Qiang - I love you too. Gimme some sugar!!

Alvin Yeo - All the best in everything.

Ren Jin - [insert hokkien here]

Farhan Yazid - Happy B'day Vimal, good luck for your NS next year! Hope it will make you more manly.

19th July Football Report = GQIII.Y2J

Players: Nash; Ariff; AlvinYeo; QingHuang; RenJin; Samuel; HongQin; FarhanYazid; GuoQiang

Ever seen the Thierry Henry trick on youtube? He would pretend to kick the ball with one swinging leg but instead kicked the ball with another leg. It was pure beauty.

Even Samuel commented on trying the trick all together on the court.

But what happened wasn't beauty at all.

Sam, 'the Fly', tried and accidentally stepped on the ball and fell heavily to the ground, writhing in pain. Apparently, what Henry is, Samuel isn't.

But what Sergio Ramos is, GuoQiang IS too.

Nash scored a total of 12 goals today and RenJin broke his 'New Boots Scoring Duck' after a total of 5 hours and 25 minutes of football.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

I found found him - Samuel

Finally Ryan Giggs found his

brother! Farhan Giggs!

Can You FIFA? - 2E4 Style (Week 10: LAST)

Farhan "the Rocket" Daud
18 Years Old
Left Midfielder

Explosive left-foot shots with wicked curves.
Almost perverted mind with hots on Miss Universe.

Famously dubbed as the team's Ryan Giggs, Farhan have something Giggs doesn't have - thunderous shots. His shots will numb ur hand if you manage to save them, and normally, you hardly save them because Farhan is also equipped with deadly accuracy even from long range.

Farhan Daud usually links up well with Nash and HongQin. But he always comes up short against GuoQiang, the Ultimate Defender. And while not unleashing beastly rocket comets on the court, he can play as a reliable but not so good goalkeeper.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Boots our Players wear - Samuel

For Farhan Daud's references, these are the brands of football boots that our players wear:

Guo Qiang - Nike Tiempo
Qing Huang - Nike Tiempo Maroon
Ren Jin - Nike Mercurial Vapour Black
Nash - Lotto
Hong Qin - Nike Laser T90
Farhan Yazid - Puma?
Samuel - Adidas F30+
Alvin Yeo - Lotto
Vimal - Puma

4 Nikes
2 Lottos
1 Adidas
2 Puma

Saturday, July 12, 2008

12th July Football Report = GQIII.Y2J

Players: Ming; Nash; FarhanYazid; RenJin; QingHuang; AlvinYeo; HongQin; Ariff; Samuel; GuoQiang

There seems to be a curse in this team. Whoever wears new boots to play football doesn't always manages to score on its first day. Ariff took one saturday to break the duck, HongQin took three and now we shall see when RenJin breaks his goalscoring duck.

No, the Hokkien Maestro didnt score today.

Our team is apparently so famous and good that even Rio Ferdinand and Wayne Rooney decided to pay us a visit. Or perhaps they are just coming to visit their friend 'Sergio GQ Ramos'.

And again GQIII.Y2J must boast. Everytime GQIII.Y2J came in to play defender, the team always win. Today, he came in and played outfield and his team managed to rack up 3 wins in a row before he subbed himself out.

And yes, the team lost after he subbed out.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Can You FIFA? - 2E4 Style (Week 9)

Next week will be the last FIFA 2E4 Special Post, if you haven't been featured yet, you are most definitely next!!

Hong Qin, "Prince of HairStyle"
17 Years Old
Defensive Midfielder

Ability to defend solidly and attack effectively.
The most versatile player and easiest drunk guy in the team.

Believe it or not, HongQin is like our very own Essien; Gerrard; Hargreaves; Flamini. Not forgetting he once scored 30 goals in 4 weeks, beating the likes of Samuel. Also, HongQin can shoot from distance, abeit not always hitting the target.

The only things HongQin lacked are anger management, back-tracking from long balls and field experience. If I have to put a fantasy football value on HongQin, it would be £35m.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

5th July Football Report = GQIII.Y2J

Players: Nash; RenJin; HongQin; Ariff; FarhanYazid; QingHuang; AlvinYeo; FarhanDaud; Vimal; GuoQiang

Our players were already getting horny early in the morning. Just look at Farhan Daud, he turned the page of the newspaper to look at Miss Universe 2008 as soon he got to the court.

Maybe he wet his pants at that moment already and didn't tell us.

And Farhan Yazid himself went to endorse a condom product and appeared in adverts everywhere. It was reported that the condom deal might worth S$00.01 per 5 years.

What wrong with the Farhans today? Too perverted??

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Fight! (By Sam)

Round 1.... Fight!

Can You FIFA? - 2E4 Style (Week 8)

Is it you being featured today?! If not, it could be you next week! All statistics are confirmed by official Actim Index of the Barclays Premier League. Idea adopted from 'Can You FIFA08' and published by Actim Index. Players are created with FIFA06.

Samuel, the FLY
17 Years Old
Striker

Excellent shooting accuracies.
May plunge into emo-ness at any time of any day.

Equiped with a lethal right foot with a 93.7% accuracy, Samuel can put any goalkeeper to shame with a good shot. While not always good at dribbling, you can count on him to hit the back of the net, he ain't no current top scorer for no reason.

However, Samuel is terrible at defending. He may be there, in the court, but his defending is virtually non-existent. He is like an invisible entity that every player can dribble past, even a toddler can easily crawl pass him.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Features of Each Player Part 2

By: Samuel
After playing together for the 5th year, more or less we know the playing style of each other. Let me analyse the playing style of each player. If you are not on today's list, no, you are bound to be listed.

#3 Guo Qiang DF

His forte is NOT tackling, but shoving opponents aside using his size. And thats not a foul! He has very good composure thats why he holds the ball in the defending half so well! With him around, you can attack without fear of leaking goals. (But thats not the case in Brewerks!). Team line-up is bound to be organised with him nagging before the match.

Noted for: Composure and Defending

This fella here is the most attacking minded defender in the team. Besides defending, he also posses good passing abilities. Watch out for his forays up-court. He can also take shots when people least expect him to shoot.

Noted for: That type of attacking-defending style. How do you put it?

#4 Nash

Ohoho. See his dribbles in court? When the opponent's defence is water tight, a solo run from him will break the deadlock. One of the best dribblers in the team, maybe the best. He can also squeeze in goals from the tightest of all angles.

Noted for: Dribbling & Shooting

#22 Farhan Yazid

I never liked to tackle this guy here and Nash. Cos' I can't get the ball! It will be a remarkable effort from me if I manage to do so. His one touch shooting must not be forgotten for he always score goals that invites people to clap.

Noted for: That, that moment-of-brilliance.

#9 Vimallan

He IS the fastest player in the team. If Nash could impart some dribbling skills to him, it will be deadly! Isn't Ronaldo like this? Fast and dificult to tackle. Ok I think you better learn defending from the Jins, Frogs, Qiangs. Don't snatch business from me.

Noted for: Speed