Team 2E4 : Football Lives

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

SM Pre-Match Review = GQIII.Y2J

Come Thursday will be a huge match-up pitting Guo Qiang's Ajax against Nash's Valencia in an online game call SoccerManager.

Guo Qiang's Ajax is in 3rd place while Nash's Valencia just recently managed to rack up wins and hauled themselves up to 9th from the relegation zone.

Players To Watch:

Angel Di Maria(left) : Bought from Benfica to Ajax by Guo Qiang for a fee of a bargain 7m, Di Maria proved what a real talent he can be by scoring 5 goals and 4 assists in just 9 appearances for Ajax.

David Villa(right) : Despite only scoring 4 goals and 1 assists in 14 appearances for Valencia, he has a good 'average performance' of 8.21 which earned him 3 'man of the match'. Nash's best player current.

So when the match finished and the scores are published on 31st October, I will post and let you guys know who the winner is. I can bet my ass it's going to be me.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek7) = GQIII.Y2J

This report is brought to you everytime after Arsenal finished playing their league or tournament matches. It is fully concentrated on Arsenal, for more analysis on other teams, please listen to John Budgie on Football Channel.

West Ham 0 - 2 Arsenal

I was so begging for William Gallas to perform to his best all throughout the match, until Adebayor scored Arsenal's 2nd goal.

Team's performances are quite okie, Im just glad that the Gunners got the 3 points because of what happened earlier between LiverFools and Chelsea(isn't that a girl's name??) and Men-United(sounds gay?).

Saturday, October 25, 2008

25th October Football Report = GQIII.Y2J

Players: QingHuang; Nash; FarhanYazid; Samuel; RenJin; Ming; HongQin; FarhanDaud; AlvinYeo; GuoQiang

'Domination' is the only word to describe today. Because we dominated, decimated and destroyed all our opponents today right from the start.

We never had the entire team waiting outside the court to be the 'next team', half of our team have been inside the court winning opponents from start to finish. So that makes us literally undefeated.

We even went out of the court undefeated, we have lack of players to play the next game so we walked out.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

My FIFPro World XI 2007/08

The inaugural FIFPro World XI awards. It chooses the top players around the world to make the top team of 2007/08. It has 55 players nominated and only 11 can be make it into the World XI.

click here to view all the nominees

This would have been my World XI of 2007/08 :

Goalkeeper - Casillas

Defenders - Sergio Ramos; Pepe; Vidic; Evra

Midfielders - Ribery; Iniesta; Senna; Sneijder

Goalkeeper - Toni; Arshavin

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I've Got Balls - GQIII.Y2J

Team 2E4's New Football - Nike Total 90 Omni (La Liga Version)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek6) = GQIII.Y2J

Arsenal 3 - 1 Everton

How I love this Arsenal side without 'Wiener' Gallas!!

No stupid basic errors from the backline today at all.

However, now Im starting to see Denilson as an attacking central midfielder. Because he was absolute nightmare providing cover for the defense.

Denilson should have prevented Osman squaring the ball to Pienaar on the left flank. And Denilson MUST follow Osman when the Everton player sprinted through the middle into Arsenal's penalty box!!

But Denilson did not do all of this, which allowed Osman, unmarked, to slot the ball in the near post.

Terrible, terrible defensive covering!!

Luckily, Diaby is back from injury. Please REPLACE Denilson!!!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Samuel Finally 18 And Moving = GQIII.Y2J

Samuel had been ranting to me how frustrating it is to be 17 years old.

Just 1 year short of being legal for buying alcohol and placing bets.

And today, finally, he is a good 18 years of gay-hood!!

But the terrible news is that his family have decided to move closer to their grandmother, which means moving house to Telok Blangah.

I have predicted that Nash will grow a moustache, Farhan Yazid be a playboy, RenJin and Farhan Daud to develope an extraordinary loving relationship but.. I never thought of Samuel moving away from Bukit Panjang.

Not that I will miss him dearly but that could very well mean 1 less people to call for football..!!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Winning Eleven Shocker = GQIII.Y2J

Farhan Yazid invited me and Nash to his Hari Raya celebration thingy at his house. I don't celebrate the festival so I treated it as a Winning Eleven challenge!

I had an undefeated streak in Farhan's house, beating him and his 3 cousins during his birthday party in the past and.. ..

.. .. Im the reigning Winning Eleven Champion of Team 2E4.

So it's no surprise I totally thrashed Nash and Farhan both EASILY today.

Then came the shocker.

I was 2-0 up against a cousin before he came back to equalise and scored the winning goal in extra-time. Maybe I was complacent being 2 goals up.

Anyway, the food there was superb!! Especially that chilli chicken!!!

Me blogging about this is to show that anything can be blogged about here!! Not just football. You can blog about guitars, car shows, sex, porn, etc..

And I urged others to sign up for free blogger so as to have a chance to post here. A simple article with basic html will do. You don't have to learn those complicated and fanciful html.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

11th October Football Report = GQIII.Y2J

Players: Ariff; RenJin; QingHuang; HongQin; FarhanDaud; Alvin; FarhanYazid; GuoQiang

With the overall team standard being raised back up by several miles because of GQIII.Y2J's overpowering presence, the team played way better and even much much better when Your Inspiration of Excellence was playing outfield.

However, there were still some individual mistakes in the games.

Most notably Farhan Daud's incredible 'save' which he pushes the ball with his fingertips into the back of the net. Wow..

We still did lose quite a few matches at the beginning of the day.

Probably because our team played out 2-3 football games in just this one week already and our opponents were ultimately fresh.

Ariff was like a dead piece of meat slogging out in the court with his balls dried up. This is how you looks like when you had sex for 3 nights in a row!!

Friday, October 10, 2008

9th October Football Report

Players: Hong Qin, Farhan Yazid, Farhan Daud, Renjin, Ariff, Samuel and Nash.

Today is one of the days which Pending Court gets crowded again. There were about 5 teams in total playing at that court. Despite the coolness of the heat, we continued playing and lost a few, or rather, many games. Not because of the absence of sergio ramos's imposter, but a few silly mistakes. In fact, we did quite ok without sergio ramos's imposter. I forgot who said that but i remember hearing someone saying that.

Shockingly, there are 2 major blunders by our very own keepers.

One claimed that he thought he had the ball with his feet but he touched a piece of the ball (plastic piece) instead which leaves the ball rolling into the net. The ball managed to fake the keeper.

Another keeper, tried to push the ball over the net but the ball was clever enough to take advantage of the situation and managed to drop back into the net before it could go over the crossbar.

In the end, who should we blame? The ball?

Overall, it was a great day, with a nice sun followed by cool rain.

Nash

Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Hardy Twinz = GQIII.Y2J

In tandem, these 2 assCLowns are a perfect tag team.. in football.

One is an airbourne shotstopper and another a tsunami of midfield.

Behold the 17th birthdays of these aSStwins!!

However, all they could ever be are Tag Champs. Because only GQIII.Y2J can be the World Champion!! Im the true epitome of all sportsmen!!

Monday, October 6, 2008

6th October Football Report

Players: Hong Qin; Farhan Daud; Nash; Ariff; Farhan Yazid; Ren Jin

This is one of the few times THE TEAM played out of the pending court. We played at Zhenghua Community Club. Zhenghua is super HOOOOOTT! There's no trees nearby for shades. We were sweating so much.

But in the end, we still had fun.

Farhan

Saturday, October 4, 2008

4th October Football Report = GQIII.Y2J

Players: Ariff; HongQin; Samuel; RenJin; QingHuang; FarhanYazid; GuoQiang; Nash

Ariff: Fair fight for the loose ball with Coward but Ariff won the ball fair and square. Coward lashes out by kicking Ariff's calf.

QingHuang: Frog got to the ball first before Coward but Coward punched QingHuang's back while at it.

GuoQiang: Tackled the ball clean from AssCLown and AssCLown lunged a two-footed challenge from behind GuoQiang and took him down.

Nash: Maybe Coward is jealous of Nash's superb dribbling ability so Coward took Nash's ankle out from behind.

It's one thing to play aggressively, and another thing to play maliciously. Our players were the victim of a pented up rage from one particular opponent.

For a person with a big size, it sure is cowardly of him to use dirty tactics.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Treatment Room = GQIII.Y2J

Here are the current updates on our team's injury list:

Vimal : Knee Surgery - 19 Weeks

No kidding. Vimal broke the news to me that he had already scheduled surgery for his troubled knee after his 'A' Levels. He needs a lengthy lay-off to recuperate on his knee afterwards.

Although he will be staying in the hospital for maybe 2 days, he still wishes the team could come visit him before or after his surgery.

More details to follow soon.

Ming : Torn Ankle Ligament - 24 Weeks

My Dad, a qualified masseur, massaged Ming's swollen ankle and felt a torn ligament. Not what we're hoping for.

Ming sustained the injury when he was challenging for the ball during yesterday's football match.

The last time someone had a torn ankle ligament was RenJin, and he was sidelined for about half a year.

Ming could hardly walk now.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

1st October Football Report = GQIII.Y2J

Players: Samuel; Ming; QingHuang; RenJin; HongQin; GuoQiang.

With the Malays out celebrating, we came to the court this morning hoping at least to play against an available team free from today.

There was a team, but a very not-up-to-standard team.

In the end, we trashed them and kept a clean sheet. And they decided enough was enough and left early.

Ultimately, we had a couple of injuries kicking into the team already this week, which I will explain about in the next couple of days.