Team 2E4 : Football Lives

Saturday, November 29, 2008

29th November Football Report = GQIII.X29

Players: RenJin; FarhanYazid; HongQin; Ming; QingHuang; GuoQiang

Finally, your Captain Extraordinaire has return to SAVE_US from the ailing performances of the football team and the lazy editors of this blog.

Admire the Magnitude of Excellence - GuoQiangIII.X29

Bought a new cpu tower :)

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Weekly Football Report = ClutcheIV.X23

This report is brought to you by ClutcheIV.X23

Players: Qing Huang, Renjin, Ariff, Hong Qin, Ah Ming, Farhan Yazid, Nash.

Reporting time: 0730hrs

Most of us did not reach at 0730hrs except Qing Huang, who may have reached the court earlier. The person who organised did not came as he was tired from his last night's affair.

Today was very very very good. We sustain throughout and only came out when we were tired. We were scoring and kept scoring.

Does the absence of GQIII.X29 tremendously affect us?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek13) = GQIII.X29

This report is brought to you everytime after Arsenal finished playing their league or tournament matches. It is fully concentrated on Arsenal, for more analysis on other teams, please listen to John Budgie on Football Channel.

BullCrap 0 - 2 Aston Villa

Last season, Barcelona were in shatters and they only managed to clinch a champions league spot because of 17 year old striker Bojan Krkic.

He was Barcelona's savior and new hero.

This season, with Fabregas failing to string 2 passes successfully in as many matches he played and with bumbling blockhead Gallas in defense, maybe it's time to throw the young guns into the fray.

Put out 16 year old Jack Wilshere and you'll have England's own version of Zidane.

Recall Havard Nordtveit from Salamanca and you'll have our new Tony Adams.

And please sell Fabregas away for 40million to anybody who admires him. Then use the cash to buy a defensive midfielder in Gokhan Inler or Miguel Veloso.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

15th Nov Tournament Report = GQIII.X29

Players: Nash; RenJin; Ariff; FarhanYazid; Samuel; GuoQiang

Well, we have to help Farhan Yazid complete his poly project so we participated in his project group's football tournament.

One of the hosts was terrible, who in the blue hell of an organiser would be late and make his guests waiting?? Hence starting the whole tournament off for a good hour late.

We started off good, defending well until GQIII.X29 developed a blood blister the size of a golf ball in just the first match.

GQIII.X29 opted to become the keeper for the rest of the matches because he could not run with the painful blood blister.

Samuel twice came close to scoring in our 3rd match, hitting the post for two times, unable to further his current tournament goal tally of 4.

In the end, Farhan Yazid wanted to see more men's anal so he, Nash and Ariff and his cousin went to bathe together.

Whether there were any 'poking' and 'sucking' I do not know.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Street Soccer Tournament

Venue: Ngee Ann Polytechnic Street Soccer Court. (near the bustop)
Entrance Fee: FREE
Time: 1 pm to 5 pm
Date: THIS SATURDAY (15 November 2008)
No of Members: 5 per team

I'm organizing a tournament with my friends for a module in NP. Please come, its not exactly a real tournament, its just a tournament to have fun.

Farhan

*edit: oh ya btw, PLEASE SAY WHETHER YOU CAN COME OR NOT AT THE TAGBOARD. dont just read this post. tag also please, so that i know.

*edit2: yeah, no prize. sorry :(

Monday, November 10, 2008

Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek12) = GQIII.Y2J

Arsenal 2 - 1 Manchester United

Pure excitement filled my heart and soul when Samir Nasri hammered the killer goal in the 2nd half.

ManUtd's defense were totally ripped apart by the superb passing game of Arsenal, and most of it came from Diaby, not Fabregas.

And since most of my teammates are AssCLown Devils supporters, its time to rub it in their puny faces and gloat.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Losers!! And to Farhan Yazid - GAY Loser!!

Saturday, November 8, 2008

8th November Football Report = GQIII.Y2J

Players: Nash; Samuel; HongQin; FarhanYazid; RenJin; GuoQiang

The 2 brothers may be big-size and have big and round stomachs, but obviously inside those stomachs, there are no guts.

If they cannot take hard tackles and shoulder charges, then I suggest they don't play football. Might as well switch to touch rugby, where they can rule the court amongst the girls.

Anyway, we beat them again.

While resting and contemplating about the idea of playing at ZhengHua Court next week, Farhan Yazid revealed that he went to google 'man anal' and saw a picture.

A picture of a man stretching his a$$hole in some park.

Whether Farhan Yazid gon cang to that picture is unknown for the moment.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Fantasy October = GQIII.Y2J

Top Points Scorer For October = Iskandar (238 points)

I can't believe it, Iskandar soaring from mid-tables to 2nd position right now, a few points behind leader HongQin. But as he did not come and read this blog, he therefore did not know about the monthly prizes! I can save on one here!!

And whatever happened to Suhaili?? Too lazy to defend his crown, currently lying in 10th right now and eating curry..

Same old story, I guess the lousy will forever be lousy. Both Farhans struggling at the bottom again. Christmas is coming!!

Nash!! Change your team's Soaring XI name to Drowning XI.. LOL..

Lastly, what amazing comeback from Ariff. Hauling a feasible 72 points this week to climb up to 9th in the table. Good job Bob..

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek11) = GQIII.Y2J

What's The Name ? - 1 Who's That

Please sell Fabregas for 40m while he's still worth it. He's no big player, totally sucks and simply just not Arsenal-style.

Sell Wee Wee Gallas for 15m. Im begging Arsene!! PLEASE!

With 55m in your pocket Arsene, go out there and buy Gokhan Inler, Miguel Veloso and Diego Godin. With Eduardo and Rosicky soon to be returning, attacking shit-ass fakers like Stroke City will be a breeze.

And Arsene, 17 year old Bojan Krkic saved Barcelona last season. Maybe you should think about throwing 16 year old Jack Wilshere into the fray. He will save Arsenal's season!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

November Rain - Nash

It rained because its November.