Team 2E4 : Football Lives

Monday, December 29, 2008

2008 Glammy : Stud of the Year

Stud of the Year:

These girls don't give a damn about the offside law.

They only scream their lungs out for handsome and suave footballers.

Ronaldo, Ballack, Fabregas, Torres, Ramos, van Persie, Kaka, Totti, Chiellini, Kranjcar, Mexes, Raul, Beckham, Bentley, van der Vaart, just to name a few.

And our team has our very own ladies' man - Qing Huang!

Rachel Lim, Mabel, Rachel Yong, Hilda, Sabrina, Joleen, Hilary, Eve and Farhan Yazid are amongst the luckiest girls to be ever courted by Qing Huang!!

***Qing Huang, please leave an acceptance speech in the tagboard.*

Sunday, December 28, 2008

2008 Glammy : Couple of the Year

Couple of the Year:

Who can ever forget one of Team 2E4's biggest scandal caught on camera??!

Proudly taken by our secret undercover photographer at the Zhenghua Football Court. We like to thank and applaud the photographer for uncovering the dirty truth about these 2 players.

Never in a million years would anyone thought that Farhan Daud loves and enjoys RenJin gon-canging!!

And this sparked the most controversial discussion in the team's tagboard!

The tagboard was flooded with comments in just over 30 minutes!

These 2 players thoroughly deserved the Couple Award..

***RenJin & FarhanDaud, please leave acceptance speech in the tagboard.*

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

2008 Glammy : Hair of the Year

Hair of the Year:

Please take plenty of time admiring the hair.

The softest, slickest, shiniest black hair on a male.

And not just any male, he's the one player capable of marking an opponent out of the game.. He's the star player who can strike an excellent goal from out of nowhere.. He's the brilliant spark between midfield and defense.

He is the Magnitude_of_Excellence.222 AKA GQIII.X29

And he's got the best hair of 2008 in the team.

And he's a Sergio Ramos look-a-like and skills-a-like.

Well done mate..

***GQIII.X29, please leave an acceptance speech in the tagboard.*

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

2008 Glammy : Goal Machine of the Year

Goal Machine of the Year:

Please don't be shock at this apparent lack of charisma and youth from this utterly creepy photo.

Because Nash is one heck of a dashing dude.

He's not a striker but banging in 91 goals in 77 saturdays is like scoring 91 chicks in 77 days!! Better than our main striker Samuel.

Nash has superbly transformed from a winger to an attacking midfielder with brilliant scoring capabilities. But sorry, you're still not Cesc Fabregas.

His transfer value has risen to £30m.

Now questions will be asked : can Nash hit the seemingly impossible 100th??

***Nash, please leave an acceptance speech in the tagboard.*

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek18) = GQIII.X29

This report is brought to you everytime after Arsenal finished playing their league or tournament matches. It is fully concentrated on Arsenal, for more analysis on other teams, please listen to John Budgie on Football Channel.

Arsenal 1 - 1 LiverFools

Not going to blast Arsenal today.

Not going to criticise Liverpool today.

But it's that damn Howard Webb who got webs stuck in his brain!

What the hell was he thinking giving Adebayor 2 soft yellow cards which eventually resulted in a red!?

Certainly, Adebayor was making a turn and his arm swirled and accidentally hit whatsername in the face.

That can't be a red and there are good reasons why a 60000 strong crowd and millions worldwide were booing the ref throughout the rest of the game

Saturday, December 20, 2008

20th December Football Report = GQIII.X29

Players: FarhanYazid; Ariff; RenJin; HongQin; Nash; Azhari; Ming; FarhanDaud; GuoQiang

Goalscoring Chart:

Nash - 8 goals
Ming - 6
Azhari - 4
Ariff - 3
Farhan Yazid - 2
Hong Qin - 2
Guo Qiang - 2

The return of Ariff after a few weeks of absence is so spendid that he was the man on form today.. Although he did scored an embarrassing own goal.

Maybe his amazing form has something to do with his newly shaved chrome dome.

And also Guo Qiang put in good performances with a wonderful goal from just above the half-court line which caught the keeper off guard.

But the same cannot be said of our Rocket Launcher Farhan Daud.

Who scored an amazing 0 goals and let in a couple of near-posts goals.

In the picture, you can clearly see him having difficulty in juggling even his own balls..

Friday, December 19, 2008

He Turns A Porno 18 Today = GQIII.X29

Having turned 18 and almost being legal for everything, will Farhan Yazid finally release his 'inner animal' out??

Im pretty sure his 'inner animal' is a very small tweety bird..

Anyway, happy birthday FBY, don't go anyhow rape people anymore..

Monday, December 15, 2008

Team 2E4 Glammy Awards 2008

To go out of the year 2008 with a bang, I have decided to award and honor our team players with our own version of Glammy Awards.

These are the Awards' categories:

Goal Machine of the Year:
The title says it all. Look at the goalscoring charts and you will know.

Hair of the Year:
Hair styling is an essential part of life, even in football. Ever notice a friend strutting to the court with a cool new Beckham hairstyle? We need to honor that!

Couple of the Year:
You do not want to know how that applies to an all male football team.

Stud of the Year:
Every team has a stud. Cristiano Ronaldo, Fabregas, Sergio Ramos, Ballack, Torres, Kaka, Totti and the Beckham are what the female fans are screaming their lungs out for!!

Pose of the Year:
Thanks to the team's divine photographer, some of the photos were shot at the right angle, at the right moment. Let's see who has the best football pose taken on camera.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek17) = GQIII.X29

Mee Goreng 1 - 1 Arsenal

Since Qing Huang's girlfriend doesn't want to go camping with him today, the Frog Prince himself decided to watch the live Arsenal game at Captain Extraordinaire's house.

Even 2 Gunners fanatics supporting it together couldn't stop the rot.

Robin van Persie should really have sealed it for Arsenal, but somehow, he left his scoring boots in the Oranje's locker room.

And how is Arsenal supposed to play wing with the likes of central midfielders Diaby and Denilson, who are flanked out to the left and right respectively.

Haiz, Samuel, next game Arsenal vs Liverpool. Organize us into some pub for serious alcohol drinking. For me, it's coke.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Ting Tong

Since most of us cant make it next week, I've decided to set the date at 23 dec.

Please please, make it. If not there is no other time. =)

Fees are $38 per hour off peak hours at student price. Planning to play for 2 hours.

Please respond

=)

-NasH

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Fico Futsal Field = GQIII.X29

This is the place that Nash is harping to us about.

Judging from the photo, it seems like a nice place to play football in.

Able to play uninterrupted with no Kuih Paos and with state-of-the-art pitch and goalposts and corner kicks!

So what say you team?? We can split the fee.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

6th December Football Report = GQIII.X29

Players: Azhari; Vimal; HongQin; RenJin; Nash; Samuel; FarhanDaud; AlvinYeo; GuoQiang

Goalscoring Chart:

Nash - 10 goals
Samuel - 9
Farhan Daud - 6
Alvin - 4
Azhari - 4
Hong Qin - 2
Vimal - 1

Again, the big Kuih Pao strikes!

Maybe he's just jealous that he cannot tackle Azhari, which explains why he decided to deliberately step on Azhari's foot. After 10 seconds, even when Azhari told him to take off his leg, the Kuih Pao still continued pressing on Azhari's foot.

And when Farhan Daud was about to release an unstoppable shot towards goal, Kuih Pao decided that he was a coward, which explains why he pushed Farhan to the ground. However, Farhan had already scored when he was pushed.

Big Kuih Pao, why so coward??

The return of Vimal doesn't seem to influence the team at all as we won 4 matches in a row before going home. Which means we went out undefeated.

And the undefeated team includes GQIII.X29, your Captain Extraordinaire.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek15) = GQIII.X29

Chelsea 1 - 2 Arsenal

If only Liverpool had not beaten Chelsea at home before.

First half was absolute nonsense. Chelsea was playing imitation Arsenal with those one-touch passing and swift movement off the ball and Arsenal was just watching and admiring the boots of their London counterparts.

I was urging them to press Chelsea at midfield, make them feel pressurized and they would break their flow.

Apparently, Arsenal's midfield heard my telepathy during the half-time break and they really pressed and pressured Chelsea's midfield in the 2nd half so much so that Chelsea were reduced to pumping hopeful long balls from defense.

Great work but I've got a quaint feel that Arsenal will lose their next game.