The gaffer held a press conference with the media who have been criticising Team 2E4 for their absense on the football court for such a long period.
ESBN's journalist Shabbly Singh interviews the gaffer..
SS: Explain the absense.
Gaffer: I don't have to explain to you.
SS: You're pretty cocky.
Gaffer: That's why Im the special one, not Mourinho.
Gaffer: My players are all on course attachments.
SS: And who are those players?
Gaffer: Nash, Daud, Samuel, Ren Jin, Qing Huang..
SS: So lack of players huh..
Gaffer: That's ingenious of you to figure that out.
SS: What about the rumor that your Star Player GQIII.X29 is too distracted to
SS: concentrate on football??
Gaffer: Nonsense.
SS: But he's been spotted to be always with her.
Gaffer: Yes, well, he knows football is football and girls are girls.
Gaffer: Laddie knows he can't mix these 2 together.
Gaffer: Alright, party's over! Chop chop! Asses outta here!
So you see, it was the lack of available players that is the main reason for the lack of football recently. Totally NOT my fault! But then again, maybe this saturday with me, Qing Huang, HongQin and Farhan Yazid??
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Your Arsenal Report (GameWeek29) = GQIII.X29
This report is brought to you everytime after Arsenal finished playing their league or tournament matches. It is fully concentrated on Arsenal, for more analysis on other teams, please listen to John Budgie on Football Channel.
Arsenal 4 - 0 Blackburn Rovers
What a way to end their 'drawing' streak by simply destroying Blackburn with an Andrei Arshavin onslaught and a misfiring Bendtner.
Overall, Nasri and Arshavin come good together.
But still, I think I must take Alex Song to a gym and train his upper body strength. Because he is abit of a softie to become a good defensive midfielder.
You can seriously get bullied around if you are soft as a defensive midfielder.
Which is why I laughed deliriously when few years ago, Samuel tell me he want become Defensive Mid. Even now, Im still laughing.
Anyway, good job Gunners!!
Manchester United 1 - 4 Liverpool
I didn't have to post about the Crying Devils and their opponents Liverfools but I feel I just have to.
Because Manchester United got THUMPED and THRASHED!!!
And it's time to gloat.. Hehe..
This is not Anfield, where the She-Devils were cooked and served hot in the infamous boiling stadium filled with passionate fans. All this thrashing happened in the Devils' own stadium - Theatre of Nightmares.
Vidick was red carded for violent and disgraceful conduct. *clap clap*
Friday, March 6, 2009
Hokkien Maestro's Tribute = GQIII.X29
Tomorrow RenJin will fly off to Taiwan.
His overseas studying/work trip will be for a good 6 months.
Which means there will be no hokkien expletives spoken in the court.
No more agressive and crazy tackles.
Most importantly, NO MORE own goals!!!
Muhahahaha!! Say goodbye to him guys..
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Updates
Anyone, update this space? Farhan, Nash?
