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Saturday, May 30, 2009
30th May Football Report = GQIII.X29

Players: AlvinYeo; FarhanYazid; QingHuang; Ariff; HongQin; Nash; FarhanDaud; Ming; GuoQiang

No more do we have to tolerate using the roughed-up vaginally-swollen bloated ball of mine. The ball served it's purpose for quite some time now, it has entertained our feet and hands and when the vaginas start popping out, swollen and bleeding, it must be thrown away.


Oh how we rejoiced when Nash specially went down to the mall at 9pm on his 19th birthday which is the 29th May to buy a $19 nike ball.

GQIII.X29 was also just about warming up and adapting his feet to the new ball.. .. ..


.. .. Until an amateur fool ballooned the ball into the fence when he could have just strike low and hit the target.

Obviously, the self-proclaimed 'Farhando Torres' has absolutely no accuracy no matter how much he tried to boast.

And just so coincidentally, the ball bounced off something sharp from the fence and the ball got punctured, with a gaping hole for Qing Huang to poke his schlong in for multiple times sensation.

Ariff also got absolutely pleasure of groping the ball with extreme hardcore to release all the air out from the gaping hole which Qing Huang is about to do some 'plumbing'..


Nash already lost his ball but the aftermath of how the ball was violently mistreated by Ariff and Qing Huang deeply upset Nash, who was already crying in pain.

There he was, drowning his sorrows with the accompanying wine.

Sunday, May 17, 2009
16th May Football Report = GQIII.X29

Players: FarhanYazid; Ariff; HongQin; Nash; FarhanDaud; Samuel; GuoQiang


Don't know why, nowadays football is so stretching and tiring.
And the players often come late. Later than the usual lateness. And with the mercurial RenJin and unpredictable Vimal being away from the team for individual and personal reasons, it's becoming harder to organise a fully assembled squad of at least 8 people.
And Samuel, now living far away from the Home Ground, is finding it tedious to come early from his Telok Blangah house. Which makes it more difficult for me to organise.
Initializing code: "SAVE_TEAM.222" / Password: GuoQiangIII.X29


Last week, Samuel brazenly showed off his rented Lancer and even had a spin in the carpark area.
It's a miracle he didn't crash.
This week, Ariff secretly presented his Honda motorbike just when we were about to go home.
It's just a matter of time before we see Ariff on the news :
"Bold Motor Rider Steamed The Roads!"
"Yesterday night at Orchard Road, one motor rider awed all when he tried a special doggy with his girl on the roads.
Asked what it's called and he proudly claimed that it's called the 'MotorDoggy'.
Editors will be including the stunt in their infamous edition of Kama Sutra and movie directors all over the world are asking Ariff to join as a lead cast of their lastest string of Porn movies."











Wednesday, May 6, 2009
UCL Semis : Arsnl vs Mutd - Live Blogging = GQIII.X29

This is GQIII.X29, bringing to you his live experiences on the computer and the couch watching the live telecast of the UEFA Champions League Semi-final of Arsenal and Manchester United.

Please note that some contents of his live blogging may be Rated 21+ and could be very biased towards "Men's Chest Hair United".


0056 : Just finished bathing
0058 : Surfing web and waiting for the match
0242 : Call and wake Samuel
0245 : Kick off!
0252 : FUCK!!! Absolute NONSENSE!
0255 : Woah BITCH!!!!!
0322 : Fabregas didnt foul Park, damn ref.. Kena bribed..

0330 : Halftime

Halftime Report : Anymore screams from me and my dad will have the cable plug pull out of it's socket. Okie, this is pure bullshit.

Individual errors cost Arsenal's chances early in the game, I mean come on, United benefitted from an untimely slip from Gibbs and a fluke free-kick from Ronaldive.

But I know Arsenal can score 4 goals! Keep the faith! Come on Gunners!!

0345 : 2nd Half Kickoff
0400 : CHEEBYE KIA!!!
0404 : Play acting fucker Vidic, I will personally slap his face.
0414 : Get lost fucker Fletcher! Fuck your mom in Scotland!!
0415 : Penalty! Fight back!!! Come on!
0433 : End

Fulltime Report : Made it through with the help of the pussy referee and also made it through by facing an Arsenal squad with Arshavin, Clichy, Gallas, Eduardo, Rosicky out injured or unable to play.

True champions huh.. More like pure gays, they won't even have the chance to touch the ball if all of Arsenal's injured are back.