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Name: Guo Qiang Number: #3 Caps: 102 Condition: 90% Status: Match Fit
Name: Nash Number: #4 Caps: 93 Condition: 100% Status: Match Fit
Name: Qing Huang Number: #5 Caps: 87 Condition: 90% Status: Match Fit
Name: Hong Qin Number: #7 Caps: 103 Condition: 90% Status: Match Fit
Name: Samuel (Captain) Number: #8 Caps: 89 Condition: 90% Status: Match Fit
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Saturday, April 3, 2010
3rd APR '10 Football Report = GQIII.X29
Players:
Remember the day I brought Hong Qin and Ming to play football with the team?
Few years later, they have developed into top players.
They were once noobs and amateurish, had very little knowledge about professional football and severe lack of skills but look what they've become now. This could very well happen to Qing Huang's brother, who just attended his first 'trial' today.
Ren Jin's brother too, few weeks ago.
So if Qing Huang's brother wants to be a part of 'The Maroon Elites' and Samuel, the team captain, wants to offer him a contract, he will be immediately part of the team.
Who knows, he might become better than his older brother Qing Huang in the future.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
27th MAR '10 Football Report = GQIII.X29
Players:
Actually I'm sorry for the lateness of my arrival today, I was really on the way back from Yishun Interchange, no lies. When I reached the court, I was bemused by the sight of two kindergarden kids playing football with the team.
Without me, sad to say, the team dropped to kindergarden standards.
Speaking of which, my bemusement soon turned into shock and boring-ness as the little kids evolved into little demons, displaying too much annoyance and irritation with their demands of passing them the ball everytime.
As much as I wanted to kick those childrens' teeth down their throats, they are still young and innocent kids. So I suppressed those feelings, replaced my emotions with patience and continued in peace.
However the same cannot be said about Nash.
His actions were shameful and heinous!!!
I know that Nash was also feeling the same about the those young bloods but he did not need to do that!
He did not need to kick the little boy's hand!!
Immediately, the poor devil went down in obvious pain and agony, almost in tears while constantly murmuring "sakit" which means pain in Melayu. Nash was just squatting beside him, smiling and grinning at the sight of the fallen blue.
Overall, it didn't end well, but at least Farhan Yazid didn't commit Pedophilia.
Watch Ming putting up a show behind an unknowing Ariff:
Sunday, March 14, 2010
6th MAR '10 Football Report = GQIII.X29
Players:
Extremely sorry for the late update. If you do not know, I'm currently re-designing the whole blog and also adding in some new pages. Plus, because of time contraints, which now I only have a few more hours to booking in camp again.
Finally playing football together again after donkey years. Even my exhausting National Service couldn't keep me away from playing football. After several hiccups and exams, there was enough players to make it for our usual Saturday morning game.
Surprisingly, we were expecting our main rivals the 'Kui Pao' team but it was a no show. Maybe they were on a hiatus since we didn't appear and challenge them for a long time already?
The team is busy nowadays with their extra off field activities.
Samuel is still always busy partying the night away with booze and botox girls dancing on his laps. But where is his rod?
the following image is censored due to indecent exposure
Seriously, what's going on?? First there's the highly scandalous Farhan Daud watching Ren Jin masturbate at Zheng Hua Court scene and now this??!
Samuel.. Tsk.. How can he allow someone to stroke his 'Bam Bam Bang' in the middle of a football game on the football court!? Outrageous!
Samuel just let his 'Supreme Shillelagh' hung out and that guy's hand (whoever he may be, but I seriously suspect is Farhan Daud) was simply playing and tickling it until ejacculation, that explains the white censored part!!!
Haiz, shame shame.. Gays and Perverts gracing the court.. .. ..
When I said Gays and Perverts gracing the court, I actually meant the Tua Kuih Pao team.
A team full of narcissistic losers and gelatinous tapeworms.
Name: Samuel Choo Yong Chye Age: 18 Position(s): Center Forward Nickname(s): 'The Fly'
Abilities - A very traditional forward with excellent shooting accuracy. A deadly striker when on form and can occasionally make a defence-splitting pass to a teammate.
Name: Farhan Bin Yazid Age: 18 Position(s): Winger, Support Striker Nickname(s): 'Farhando' Torres
Abilities - Physically small built in size but incredibly quick and agile which makes him a good dribbler with fantastic control of the ball. He was once the Team's hottest striker, scoring goals from everywhere.
What They Say - "FY is good at playing soccer. He likes to show off his skill and ole people alot but when he is losing, he loses his cool. Farhan looks innocent but I know he's a pervert." (unidentified source)
-"Fuzzy thick haired bitch with an eye for a goal." (vimal)
